A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today's Groupon: for $149, you get Zoom! in-office teeth whitening at Community Dental Hygiene in Pickering (a $499 value).

A proudly independent operation that resembles a residence more than a dental office, Community Dental Hygiene employs registered hygienists to deliver oral detailing including Zoom! chair-side teeth whitening. A 45-minute procedure comprised of three 15-minute cycles, Zoom! preps head-caves so that only teeth remain visible and then coats gumstones in a light-activated gel. Wavelengths of light bring the stain-busting gel to life, prying stains off of enamels without mercy, remorse, or hard-candy bribes. The treatment is safe, comfortable, and yields immediate results, brightening teeth an average of eight shades, which was once only possible by chewing chalk. Clients can relax with music or take in the view of the front lawn and sidewalk near the Lake Ontario shoreline.

Zoom! only whitens the natural tooth, and preexisting appliances such as bonding, caps, or five-shilling crowns may need to be replaced to match the new colour. Patients must qualify with an included consult from one of Community’s hygienists, who confirms no existing contraindications such as a need for fillings, root canals, or periodontitis treatment. Should any pre-cleaning be required, Community can perform a cleaning ($46.67+), polishing ($27+), and fluoride treatment ($18).