It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two hour-long massages and one hydrotherapy treatment at Complete Care Chiropractic Clinic in Warren (a $135 value).
Complete Care Chiropractic Clinic strives to treat symptoms at the source with individualized and holistic care. Using a variety of techniques, massage therapists guide weary sinews to Elysian fields for a blissful hour of stretching, tension release, and toga fashion shows. Choose from all available hour-long massages (an upgrade fee is required for hot-stone massage) and spend some quality time treating backs to Oriental finger-dances with shiatsu, or use a deep-tissue massage to rid shoulders of asteroid-size knots. Pre- and post-natal massages rejuvenate the creators of new life forms, while sports-therapy massages banish the lingering aches from rough-and-tumble knitting tournaments. Double up on pampering with the orthopedic and Reiki massages, or stock up on good karma by sharing a muscle sabbatical with a friend. Afterwards, lie back and think of a vacation in England during 15 minutes of hydrotherapy, in which heated waves of water run up and down the backsides of imminently soothed patrons.
11250 E 13 Mile Rd.
Warren, Michigan 48093