Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session at Complete Health in Agoura Hills (an $80 value).
Complete Health's nutritionist owner and team of trained therapists have been freeing innards of lingering debris for more than a quarter century with 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy sessions. The safe, nontoxic procedure strengthens the colon for smoother movements, regular functioning, and fights with bullying kidneys, exorcising digestive tracts with a torrent of purified warm water infused and removed by an FDA-approved closed system. Therapists gently knead abdomens as sanitary equipment liberates intestines of clinging waste incurred by modern diets. Toxins built-up from all areas of the body and paste ingested as a child journey directly from internal organs to sewer lines.
Patients clad in a fresh gown snuggle into pillows amid a tranquil spa atmosphere as therapists enlist hot packs, cold water, and bench-press routines to further tone the colon. Clients can opt for a probiotic implant upgrade that swaps out noxious bacteria for helpful microbes (an additional $10 fee) and are encouraged to return for three sessions spaced two–three days apart for the best results.
Licensed acupuncturist and aesthetician Teresa Rispoli helms Complete Health, a holistic wellness center. On top of her certifications, Rispoli has earned a PhD in nutrition and a master's in naturopathy and oriental medicine. With her broad background, Rispoli is equipped to sniff out and snuff out sickness's underlying causes, be they hormonal imbalances, stress, or large carnivorous birds. She moves freely through different dimensions of health care, as comfortable with nutritional counseling as she is with chakra balancing, microdermabrasion, and reflexology.