If the body is a temple, then stressors are the annoying tourists who desecrate it with garrulous prattle and gaudy Polaroid cameras. Preserve your physical sanctuary with today’s Groupon to Complete Health & Wellness. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $70 value).
- For $57, you get two one-hour deep-tissue massages (a $140 value).
- For $75, you get three one-hour deep-tissue massages (a $210 value).<p>
The stress-staving staff at Complete Health & Wellness goes hand to hand with corporeal aches during one-hour deep-tissue massages. Like repenting mattress-store employees, weary passersby prostrate themselves across cushy platforms as a massage therapist glides soothing strokes over their backs to calm aggravated muscles. A combination of intense pressure and kneading techniques expertly unties muscular knots one by one, slowly but surely ushering in full-body relaxation. Packages for up to three massages can be redeemed over multiple visits or shared in one visit among friends or tense pet rocks. Clients may also opt for a Swedish or sports massage instead of deep tissue.