What You'll Get
If the body is a temple, then stressors are the annoying tourists who desecrate it with garrulous prattle and gaudy Polaroid cameras. Preserve your physical sanctuary with today’s Groupon to Complete Health & Wellness. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (a $70 value).
- For $57, you get two one-hour deep-tissue massages (a $140 value).
- For $75, you get three one-hour deep-tissue massages (a $210 value).<p>
The stress-staving staff at Complete Health & Wellness goes hand to hand with corporeal aches during one-hour deep-tissue massages. Like repenting mattress-store employees, weary passersby prostrate themselves across cushy platforms as a massage therapist glides soothing strokes over their backs to calm aggravated muscles. A combination of intense pressure and kneading techniques expertly unties muscular knots one by one, slowly but surely ushering in full-body relaxation. Packages for up to three massages can be redeemed over multiple visits or shared in one visit among friends or tense pet rocks. Clients may also opt for a Swedish or sports massage instead of deep tissue.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. May split Groupon between multiple people Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.