To the microorganisms, mites, and other tiny carpet-dwelling civilizations of your home, you are the benevolent deity that makes the incandescent sun shine. Smite your icky subjects with today's Groupon: for $64, you get two hours of residential maid service from Complete Home Management, serving the Kansas City area. Addresses outside Kansas City, MO, and Kansas City, KS, must pay an additional service charge.
During the two-hour cleaning service, the licensed and insured professionals from Complete Home Management will wage all-out war on the dirt and grime that accumulates in homes. They scour countertops, vacuum carpet, wipe down blinds, attack dingy tile grout, and decimate local populations of fuzzy dust bunnies. If you want particular attention paid to the aggressive soap-scum buildup in your shower, tell them and they will customize their cleaning to suit your needs, although you must sign a waiver to take advantage of their toilet-flamethrower service.
Complete Home Management also squeaky cleans homes for move-outs and spruces up homes to sell. These services accrue additional charges, so if you plan to use a Groupon toward them, call first for a quote. Appointments are necessary, so schedule ahead. If you wish to extend service beyond the two hours covered by your Groupon, you may purchase additional hours.