Though best known for expanding the limits of human thought, the great philosophers were also ardent proponents of skin treatments—rarely furrowing their brows without first applying a rejuvenating cucumber mask. Today’s Groupon will wipe out your own philosophical furrows: for $48, you get a multitude of spa services at Complexions Day Spa in St. Petersburg, including a pedicure with a healing aloe vera scrub, a European facial, a resurfacing treatment, a collagen firming eye treatment, and a grape seed-oil hand treatment (a $240 total value).

Complexions Day Spa's intimate sanctuary offers a cozy, tranquil environment and a complimentary supply of free-floating nitrogen and oxygen. Your lengthy escape down the rabbit hole of relaxation will begin with a one-hour healing aloe vera pedicure, which pampers piggies with soothing, natural agents and detailed grooming (a $55 value). Next, your visage can take a trip with a European facial, getting tourist-photo-ready via two cleansing and firming enzyme masks, a hydrating steam, and pore-clearing extractions (a $75 value). A customized resurfacing treatment will work to reduce fine lines and stimulate collagen production (a $65 value), followed by a firming eye treatment (a $25 value) that will reduce dark circles and deflate cumbersome lid balloon animals. So that digits don't feel neglected, your visit will conclude with a lavish grape seed-oil hand treatment (a $20 value).