What You'll Get
The theory that shaving stimulates hair growth has proven to be false, resulting in a decrease of disposable razor sales and the broken dreams of aspiring wolfmen. Let go of full-moon desires for good with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Comprehensive Family Practice in Bartonsville (up to a $777 value). Click here to view the list of treatment areas.
Under the watchful eye of board-certified physician Dr. Kipervas, cosmetologists at Comprehensive Family Practice cleanse clients of intrusive hair growth by employing noninvasive laser-light therapy. Patients restfully recline for 10–15 minutes as specialists wave a wand-like hand piece over the chosen area, dispatching laser heat waves into follicles to stifle further growth and remove the existing inhabitants. All clients experience is a slight snapping sensation akin to body surfing in a crowd of beat poets. Copious amounts of fur may vanish immediately on certain areas, though others may take 10–14 days to fully vacate the physique. Three sessions ensure a comprehensive surface smoothening, eliminating the need for shaving or ripping off each hair via band-aid.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for upper lip, chin, extended chin, sideburns, toes, standard bikini line and underarms. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Comprehensive Family Practice
A doctor of medicine and osteopathy, Dr. Kipervas primarily focuses her healing trade on making women feel confident about themselves, which she recognizes as an important aspect of health. She achieves this goal through cosmetic procedures such as Botox injections, microdermabrasion treatments, and laser hair-removal sessions. But her services extend beyond mere aesthetics; she also helps patients plan for families, shed excess pounds, and quit smoking.