$35 For a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage at Comprehensive Massage Care ($70 Value)


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What You'll Get

Massaged muscles expel excess tension, release pent-up stress, and occasionally divulge juicy gossip they overheard from loose-lipped gallbladders. Learn how secretive spleens really spent Vegas vacations with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage at Comprehensive Massage Care in Bellbrook (a $70 value).

Comprehensive Massage Care performs personalized massage therapy on each patient and customizes treatment according to his or her unique needs. Each licensed muscle masher on the staff possesses a passion for the holistic healing properties of nimble kneading. Prior to the procedure, therapists appraise the full nature of clients' muscular maladies, which might require that customers complete a brief information sheet or hire a psychic to read their tendons' tarot cards.

During the session, the therapist communicates with each patient to assess his or her level of comfort and adjusts massage techniques accordingly. Patrons can pick from a teeming throng of treatments, including the calm chirapsia of a Swedish massage, the therapeutic profundity of a deep-tissue massage, or the limb-twisting rejuvenation of a full-body pretzelfication.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Sep 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Reservation required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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