Redeemed January 18, 2012
· Redeemed December 13, 2016
What You'll Get
Weight loss is a challenge of heroic proportions, on par with the labors of Hercules or Superman’s quest for a hairstyle that makes him look more artsy. Get fit faster than a speeding bullet with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six sessions of Zerona body-sculpting treatments at Comprehensive Wellness Center (a $2,000 value) in Suwanee.
Dr. Richard Guerreso of Comprehensive Wellness Center gently blasts fat from physiques with a quartet of noninvasive Zerona lasers. The Zerona system's FDA market-cleared cold lasers temporarily open pores in adipose tissue, ushering fat out of the body naturally without surgery and with no pain, no downtime, and no parting gifts. After a consultation with Dr. Guerreso, patients begin a series of 40-minute targeted sessions at the clinic; Dr. Guerreso recommends scheduling treatments for every other day for best results. On average, patients shed more than 3.8 inches from waists, hips, and thighs, making it easier to fit into an old pair of jeans or a favorite piece of PVC tubing.
This treatment is not recommended for women who are pregnant or breast feeding; those who suffer from cardiovascular, liver, kidney, or lymphatic system disease; or those who currently have cancer or are within one year of remission.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 treatment per visit. Pre-consultation required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Comprehensive Wellness Center
At Comprehensive Wellness Center, Dr. Richard Guerreso and his staff do much more than just chiropractic adjustments. In addition to addressing existing pains, they also keep clients feeling healthy into the future with anti-aging services including FirstLine Therapy, which helps reduce the risk of future maladies through a combination of healthy eating, exercise, and relaxation. The center also helps facilitate dramatic bodily transformations with weight-loss services such as FDA-approved Zerona treatments. The laser-powered sessions help remove fat from hips, thighs, and waists without requiring invasive surgery or whiskey for anesthesia.