Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a full-house carpet cleaning from Conder Carpet Cleaning (a $149 value).
For more than a decade, Kirk and Darin Conder have been expunging filth from floor coverings and erasing the sullied souvenirs of foot traffic with top-of-the-line carpet cleaning. On deep-clean day, an experienced and courteous cleaner will punctually arrive at your home to slather the floor fibers of up to five rooms with top of the line Earth-approved products. Shag scouring sessions include vacuuming, deep cleaning, pre-spotting, and eliminating noxious odors from when the dog accidentally spilled limburger fondue. Conder Carpet Cleaning is licensed, bonded, and insured, guaranteeing their work 100% without signed contracts, pinky swears, or the promise of your first-born hamster.
Call at least 72 hours in advance to schedule an appointment. Most of their business comes from recommendations, so be sure to ask about incentives for referring friends, family, and 19th-century politicians in need of a wig sluicing.
Although there are not many online reviews available for Conder Carpet Cleaning, they have testimonials available on their website:
Conder Carpet Cleaning
Founded by San Diego natives, Conder Carpet Cleaning’s chief pride is in keeping the city clean, a task accomplished not only by purging dirt from carpets but by solely using Green Seal–certified cleaning products. Carpet cleaning is the bread and butter of the business, but technicians can also readily cleanse upholstery, tile, and magic carpets with their soaps and machines.