What You'll Get
A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today's Groupon to Confidential Cleaning. Choose between the following options:
• For $40, you get a sedan or compact car detailing (a $100 value).
• For $48, you get a truck or SUV detailing (a $120 value).
Confidential Cleaning's team of automobile detailers travels to clients' homes or offices in DeSoto and Shelby counties to restore lustrous shine through meticulous cleaning and buffing. Each 30–40 minute detailing service begins with a spotless hand wash wherein all exposed layers are lathered up, including rarely cleaned areas such as doorjambs, trunk decks, and the inner ear. A protective paint sealant locks in your car's natural sheen, maintaining its vibrancy under the relentless beams of the sun and moon. Cleansed of cluttering flecks of brake dust and grime, tires and wheel wells will gleam with renewed intensity, like a student checking out a library copy of Infinite Jest for an extra week. Dirt purgers then scrupulously vacuum the vehicle's interior carpets and seats before eradicating dirt and fingerprints from the dashboard and console.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Additional charge for oversized vehicles. Valid only for Desoto and Shelby counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.