What You'll Get
Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon to Congo River Golf. Choose from the following party packages, each valid for six people:
- For $40, you get an Adventure party package (a $79.95 value)
- For $60, you get an Explorer party package (a $119.95 value)
- For $80, you get an Expedition party package (a $159.95 value)
Congo River Golf presents an exciting mini-golf safari in an African setting. The rowdy voyage covers shrunken fairways and greens littered with palm trees, rocky protrusions, wooden outposts, cascading waterfalls, zebra-striped airplanes, and live alligators that can be fed or conversed with. Putting pioneers who elect the Adventure package will receive 18 holes of golf, one-hour access to the party area, and four arcade tokens for each player. With the Explorer package, partiers will be privy to all the benefits of the Adventure package, plus four additional tokens, one bag of gator food to eat yourself or share with the alligators, one bag of fish food, and a souvenir party photo to document the explorers who have not succumbed to tsetse flies. Those who select the Expedition package score everything in the Explorer package plus four more arcade tokens each, a bag of mining gems, and a commemorative Congo River golf ball to take home.
At Congo River Golf, golf transcends its sportive origins and morphs into a full-scale adventure where frustration lies behind every clump of foliage. Bring the whole family to experience this sunny marriage of safari and golf, where smacking a colored globoid guides you through an untamed African jungle.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Extra fee for additional players. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Congo River Golf
During a round of golf in this region, it’s not uncommon for players to see the occasional alligator sunning itself on the banks of a fairway pond. The same, however, cannot be said for miniature-golf courses, unless you’re playing at Congo River Golf, where the civilized sinking of putts coexists with the visceral carnage of live-alligator feedings. More than 25 alligators wait for patrons to feed them morsels of gator food in an exhibit beside the course. Though the course offers no chance for an encounter with the ancient, scaly species, it enchants players with waterfalls, safari-themed artifacts, and towering rock faces. In addition, Congo River Golf encompasses an indoor arcade and a gemstone-mining station, where guests dig through dirt for fossils, arrowheads, and Neanderthal’s kindergarten time capsules.