What You'll Get
Fires are useful for staying warm, cooking food, and squelching rumors whispered in the presence of eavesdropping trees. Turn up the heat with today’s Groupon for firewood from Connecticut Audubon Society Christmas Tree Farm in Westport. Delivery up to 15 miles is included (16–30 miles will incur an additional $25 delivery fee). Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 toward a half-cord of seasoned hardwood. A half-cord typically costs $150 total.
- For $25, you get $50 toward a full cord of seasoned hardwood. A full cord typically costs $275 total.<p>
At Connecticut Audubon Society Christmas Tree Farm, National Christmas Tree Association representative Louis Bacchiocchi and his staff feed hungry chimneys and warm cold phalanges with well-seasoned hardwood. According to the Chimney Safety Institute of America, seasoned wood contains about 20% less moisture than freshly cut wood, making it easier to start, more efficient, and less likely to cry than its green counterpart. Additionally, properly seasoned hardwood weighs almost twice as much as softwood, which means it contains almost twice as much potential for heat.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Extra $25 fee applies for delivery 16mi or farther outside Westport. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.