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What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a one-hour table massage at The Connection Center for Therapeutic Massage in Jordan (a $50 value).
The Connection's therapeutic treatments soothe worn muscles and heavy minds to leave clients ready to face the trials of everyday life. Patients consult with a professional therapist to establish goals for the session before lying prone in a quiet chamber with optional music to mask the subsonic protests of stressors evicted from their muscle homes. Limbs are loosened with broad, flowing strokes and light oil, gradually increasing as the body unwinds to eliminate deep-seated pockets of anxiety. Depending on individual needs, a customized blend of stretching, myofascial-release, or trigger-point methods may be incorporated since no two backs, like snowflakes and pizzas, are alike.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts.By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.