Taste buds can easily turn into viciously passive-aggressive taste frenemies without proper attention. Keep your tongue from gossiping behind your back with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of food and drink at Conquistador Restaurant. If this Groupon is redeemed on a Tuesday or Wednesday, then it is valid for $35 worth of food and drink. Conquistador is open Tuesday through Sunday.

Conquistador goes for the gastronomic gold with its menu of Portuguese pabulum. Appetizers include Spanish-style clams ($9.50) topped with sautéed onions and a pepper-garlic sauce, and the heat-meat of the Flaming Sausage ($10.99)—the smoked sausage being treated with a moonshine flambé and grilled to satisfy the fire-worshipers dwelling in your taste buds. Meat eaters on holiday from guarding pirate gold can slice into Conquistador's most popular dish: the Bife-a-Casa ($17.50), featuring a grilled strip loin bedecked in a fried egg and served with sliced home-fried potatoes. Forge on fish fare with the grilled halibut ($17.50), served with potatoes and veggies, or do your part to further suppress farmyard uprisings with the grilled chicken breast ($16.99).

A drink menu keeps palates refreshed, with wines, beers, and cocktails available for pre-gaming and post-meal toasting. Treat your inner Vasco da Gama to an appetizing Age of Discovery with a meal at Conquistador.

Reviews

Conquistador received a 4.1-star average rating from eight Restaurantica users:

• In the case of Conquistador, they hit it out of the park! We ordered the seafood platter #2, to be split amongst three of us…The portions were impressive, exceeded only by the quality of the food and presentation. – Nuktubian
• This was my third time going to Conquistador and I couldn't have been more pleased with the food, atmosphere, and service. – Rick's 50th