What You'll Get
Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don’t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Thank understanding cars with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get an oil change with additive-enhanced oil (a $22.84 value) and a 27-point visual inspection (a $12 value) at Consaul Auto Care in Colonie (a $34.84 total value, including the cost of labor). This Groupon does not include an oil filter, which ranges in costs from $2.87 to $24.
Consaul Auto Care's motor mechanics relinquish roadsters from conundrums caused by curmudgeonly oil and undiagnosed engine dilemmas. Each oil change drains tanks before engines are topped off with fresh five-quart servings of MOA-enhanced 5W-30 oil, which can keep jalopies chugging along for an extra 1,000 miles before another pomade swap or engine bathroom break is needed. Next, a 27-point inspection scours fluid levels, alignment, and electrical systems for any conditions that may require extra attention. Just as an 1,800-mile or 18-month parts-and-labor warranty ensures customers of quality workmanship, an adherence to environmentally friendly disposal services (included in this Groupon) ensures a spiteful mother nature doesn't sic bird minions on patrons' auto bodies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only up to 5 quarts of 5W30 oil. Extra fee for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.