Some things about life will never make sense, such as why the office bathrooms are locked or why shirtless isn't considered formal wear. Make someone else make sense of the frenzy called your life with today's Groupon. For $40, you get two hours of personal assistant services from the perpetually emphatic professional errand wranglers at Consider It Done! (an $80 value). This unbroken, two-hour block of time must be scheduled at least 48 hours in advance and is good within both LA and Orange counties (to a subsurface depth of no more than two miles).

Nowadays, people's lives are stuffed with rewardsome friends, family, and work, so they have less time to spend on trivial grinds such as picking up dry cleaning, buying gifts, returning clothes, and outpatient surgery. Consider It Done's personable concierges wipe out menial tasks including laundry pick-up, car maintenance, grocery runs, waiting for delivery or utility companies, and running scruffy pups to the vet or groomer. Plus, they're sharp enough to organize your office and help with mailing and writing. To get a good idea of what Consider It Done can do, click here. Call ahead to confirm your Groupon covers what you're seeking and to get an estimate of how long certain tasks could take.

If you don't have time to build a cardboard clone of yourself, or if you spend more time working out the details of your life than living it, then it's time to quit juggling chainsaws and get a personal assistant. The friendly, human-gopher hybrids at Consider It Done! will do all in their power to end your day with a breathless exclamation point of stressless joy. They love running errands—the orchestra of colors in changing traffic lights, the majestic array of supermarket corn-based products, and the pathos in the DMV line's naked humanity. When the overload of personal-finance tasking, shopping for new pants, and establishing alibis cuts into your sleep, your family time, and your leisurely pursuits, it's time to gift these chores to a personal assistant while you pursue your true calling: committing pants-related finance crimes.

Reviews

CityVoters voted Consider It Done! the tops for Best Concierge Services in 2009, after a top-three finish in 2008:

• This company gives unbiased feedback and has great people working for them! – NGreen
• No task too small, too big, or too outlandish. Pleasant, friendly, energetic, and have always showed up on time and finished within the time requested. – Sherry B.
• Friendly and honest customer service, fast response and very affordable! – Carmen L.