Without the aid of a cleaning service, most homeowners would have to discover the awful truth about what's been eating all their missing socks on their own. Admire professional-style bravery with today's Groupon: for $40, you get three hours of housecleaning from Constant Clean Maid Service (a $90 value). This Groupon is valid within a 10-mile radius of Constant Clean's locations in Crown Point, Indiana and Munster, Indiana, with an added charge for additional mileage.
From its dual headquarters, Constant Clean Maid Service dispatches lone wolves and duos of proficient polishers to degunk homes. Over the course of three hours, the maids will dust, vacuum, and sandblast grime from every surface they can see. Bathrooms receive a full scrubbing, including shower, sink, toilet, and mirror, along with full frosting removal from counters, appliances, sink, and kitchen floors. Each cleaning team brings its own equipment and supplies, blithely serving even homes that lack vacuums or industrial-grade sledgehammers. Cleanings take place from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday–Friday, and homeowners need not be present for the dust massacre if they register their key with the local branch.