What You'll Get
Despite their thick, tough husks, coconuts are unbearably sensitive to critiques of their hairy shells and overpowering presence in Mounds bars. Boost this fruit’s self-esteem with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 30-minute tropical massage with hot coconut oil (a $35 value) and a 30-minute ionic foot-detox treatment (a $45 value) at Contours Express on Great Oaks Trail in Wadsworth (an $80 total value).
A female-only gym, Contours Express offers more than an open environment for their free-range weight-bearing equipment, with luxurious massage services from licensed massage therapist Jean Rowe designed for relaxation and cleansing. The massage sends skin on a mini tropical vacation as it absorbs the hot coconut oil as thoroughly as clowns spread fear throughout a room, making it an extremely effective moisturizer. Hot-coconut-oil massages have been shown to soothe skin conditions such as eczema and psoriasis. An ionic foot detox employs a pleasant, low-level current to electrically cleanse the corpus, aiding in the body’s natural healing process.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid toward upgrade. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.