What You'll Get
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Today's Groupon melts a little mound of sugary dough into a flat treat known for its tantalizing aroma, convenient pocket size, and yumminess. Design your own type of cookie at the Cookie Lounge by choosing among nine dough options mixed with more than 30 types of candy, chocolate, fruit, and nuts. You get three dozen of your own customized confections for $20 with today's deal, a $42 value.
Dough options include toasted peanut butter, oatmeal, dark Belgian chocolate, lemon vanilla sugar, and vanilla sweet cream. Add Andes mints, Butterfinger, M&Ms, and Reese's Pieces candy, or toasted almonds, macadamias, peanuts, walnuts, and cashews. Or mix in 75% dark-chocolate, milk-chocolate, and white-chocolate chunks, or dried apples, cranberries, and sugared ginger. Plus, the Cookie Lounge offers gluten-free dough in dark chocolate and brown sugar, and vegan dough in vanilla sugar.
The days of softening sticks of salted or unsalted butter, inadvertently eating raw egg, and burning your cookie grabbers grabbing hot cookies off pans, plates, and electrified cookie jars have gone into that hard, stale past where pharaohs and philosophers sleep. Three dozen cookies solve many of the modern problems associated with cookies, including scarcity, rareness, and shortage of cookies. Buy as many Groupons as you want, and eat as many fresh, fresh cookies as you want, mess free and fancy free for the first time in your life. Use hundreds of cookies to fill party platters, undercut Girl Scouts, or leave in the oven at all times and pull out tray after tray whenever guests come over. Most types of cookies take about 10 minutes to bake, so call ahead to give advance notice that you're about to arrive and demand dozens of tasty delights.
Reviews
Texas Monthly recommends the Cookie Lounge, and more than 40 Yelpers give it an average of 3.5 stars:
- Hooray for vegan cookies and milk! – Elizabeth H.
- WOW! ...Hands down, the best peanut butter cookie I have ever had. The atmosphere was playful, comfortable, and welcoming. A great time was had by all – Annalene S.
- It's a cookie bar. How freaking fabulous is that? – Elizabeth T.
When You Can't Eat Cookies, Bide Your Time Doing This
According to a recent survey from _Cookie Delight_ magazine, more than two-thirds of Americans are eating cookies right now. If, for some reason, you are unable to eat a cookie right now, here are some activities that can placate your insatiable cookie-desire:
- Finish the rumpus room.
- Fantasize about that desert island from that _Castaway_ movie, but instead of like rocks or whatever, there are cookies everywhere!
- Take your campaign against non-dairy creamer to the next level.
- Convince Steve to break up with Sheila so you can go out with Sheila and get revenge on Steve for stealing Sheila from you all those years ago. Steve will not underestimate you again.
- Magic College.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. No purchase limit. Ordering ahead is preferred. Delivery not included. Choose up to 3 mix-ins with your order. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.