The list of events improved by beer—parties, concerts, and sports games—looks suspiciously similar to the list of things ruined by visiting grandparents and crowd-eating monsters. Solve this age-old ale paradox with today’s Groupon to Coolidge Corner Clubhouse in Brookline. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of pub fare any day of the week.
• For $30, you get $60 worth of pub fare Monday–Thursday.<p>

Coolidge Corner Clubhouse, which has been featured on “Phantom’s Gourmet,” boasts staffers working into the wee hours. A full menu of hearty pub fare featuring more than 300 items until 1:15 a.m. daily is available, as well as 36 draft beers to wet sports fans’ gullets. Diners can sink newly sharpened incisors into more than 20 burgers such as The Cam Neely topped with barbecue sauce, caramelized onion, and provolone ($12.99) or the teriyaki- and pineapple-inflected Hawaiian burger ($12.99), which pays homage to its namesake by donning a sandwich-sized coconut bra. Kitchen wizards also sate south-of-the-border cravings with nine styles of fajitas, wrapping shrimp ($16.99) or steak ($14.99) in three warm tortillas and crowning them with pico de gallo and black beans. On Saturdays and Sundays from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., the restaurant rewards hard-working maws with brunch fare and deep-tissue tonsil massages.

Coolidge Corner Clubhouse boasts a flock of 21 HDTVs, which entertain athletics aficionados with sports packages such as Sunday Ticket, ESPN FullCourt, MLB Extra Innings, and NHL Center Ice. Bartenders constantly wait in the wings to fill glasses with 36 tap brews, including Harpoon 100’s series of specialty brews and Fisherman’s Brew of Gloucester, to ensure that throats don’t become so dry that food can only traverse diners’ esophagi on camelback.