A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 toward designer clothing and accessories at Coplon's on Forest Drive.

The garment experts at Coplon's bring the latest designer clothing and accessories to local fashion lovers by keeping a watchful eye on the runways of New York, Paris, and Milan. Clothes from haute couture heavyweights such as Michael Kors, Lela Rose, and Jason Wu furnish a thread palette for painting a tapestry of high-end garb on a blank human canvas. Torso teguments include a Michael Stars henley top ($72), a collarless pullover shirt that fashion borrowed to flatter females from a historically masculine style and never returned, citing the finders-keepers rule. A pair of Three Dots Cotton leggings ($64) shows off lower limb curves, and 7 For All Mankind jeans ($198 regular, $59.99 sale) cover trunk toters in a sheath of comfortable denim.

Lucite earrings by Alexis Bittar ($95) can empower ears enough to supplant listening to television ads for listening to the mellifluous tunes of ear-ornament whispers. An assortment of shoes and handbags ensure hands and feet do not miss the boat to the land of the well-dressed and often-complimented—a boat that travels faster than a cheetah wearing an aerodynamic leotard.