What You'll Get
People with pasty skin tend to be mistaken for ghosts, making it impossible for them to sleep under beds without making the owners scream. Gain a less-creepy aura with today's Groupon: for $10, you get three spray tans at Copper Zone Tanning (a $50 value) in Boardman.
The experts of sans-sun tanning at Copper Zone convert pale persons into bronzed bodies with a bounty of state-of-the-art tanning services and products. After clients step into the Cal-Tan Autobronzer spray booth, a mist of UV-free tanning applicant will gently rain down upon their sallow soul-satchels, rendering skin as naturally copper as Abe Lincoln's mutton chops. Copper Zone is conveniently located in Southern Park Mall, and is open seven days a week to the benefit of busy bronzing-aspirants.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.