People with pasty skin tend to be mistaken for ghosts, making it impossible for them to sleep under beds without making the owners scream. Gain a less-creepy aura with today's Groupon: for $10, you get three spray tans at Copper Zone Tanning (a $50 value) in Boardman.
The experts of sans-sun tanning at Copper Zone convert pale persons into bronzed bodies with a bounty of state-of-the-art tanning services and products. After clients step into the Cal-Tan Autobronzer spray booth, a mist of UV-free tanning applicant will gently rain down upon their sallow soul-satchels, rendering skin as naturally copper as Abe Lincoln's mutton chops. Copper Zone is conveniently located in Southern Park Mall, and is open seven days a week to the benefit of busy bronzing-aspirants.