People with pasty skin tend to be mistaken for ghosts, making it impossible for them to sleep under beds without making the owners scream. Gain a less-creepy aura with today's Groupon: for $15, you get three spray tans (a $50 value) at Copper Zone Tanning in Beaver Falls.
The experts of sans-sun tanning at Copper Zone convert pale persons into bronzed bodies with state-of-the-art tanning equipment and products. After clients step into the Cal-Tan Autobronzer spray booth, a mist of UV-free tanning applicant will gently rain down upon their sallow soul-satchels, rendering skin as naturally copper as Abe Lincoln's mutton chops. Spray tan formulas come in three levels and provide long lasting color within a matter of minutes. Copper Zone is conveniently open seven days a week for the benefit of busy bronzing-aspirants.