Aside from warming our brains and framing our faces, hair provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Treat breeze detectors right with today’s Groupon: for $75, new clients get $150 worth of salon services at The Corbin Salon.

The Corbin Salon lavishes locks with high-end cuts and vibrant colors, earning the salon accolades from Baltimore magazine. Skilled stylists carve eye-catching strand sculptures atop clients' pates during haircuts ($65–$95 for women, $35–$65 for men). Instead of stuffing their heads into beehives, guests can obtain honey-blond tresses by scheduling a single-process-color service ($65+). A keratin treatment ($255+) turns frizz into silk, and a gloss application ($65+) lets manes solicit kisses by masquerading as lips.

Salon owner Corbin Grinage studied at London’s elite Vidal Sassoon Academy in its three-year master’s program. Since returning to Baltimore more than 30 years ago, he's been styling the strands of prominent residents and establishing a training-focused studio. Phyto botanicals power each of the salon’s services, arriving from France on bubble-powered mopeds.