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August 8, 2012
February 9, 2012
What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Cast a vision-clearing laser spell with today's Groupon: for $3,200 you get a complete laser vision correction procedure at Corneal Associates of New Jersey on Old Short Hills Road in West Orange ($7400 value).
With a record of more than 10,000 corrective LASIK procedures performed in their nearly 30 year history, the optical specialists at Corneal Associates are highly experienced in helping patients see the world through a clearer pair of eyes. LASIK can cut down the need for spectacles or negate the necessity altogether by reshaping the cornea, permanently improving eyesight. Patients stay awake during the procedure, and a local anesthetic is applied to reduce any minor discomfort. Using advanced laser technology, physicians wrap up the safe and speedy procedure in about 30 minutes, or about the average primetime commercial break. Clinical studies unveil successful results in a majority of the clients, with 100% of post-op patients able to pass a driving test, 98% reporting that their vision had been restored to 20/20 or better, and .001% reporting a complete transformation into a majestic red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. By appointment only. Must be approved as a candidate for the procedure; full refund provided if not a candidate. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.