Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Preserve your affection with today's Groupon: for $14, you get three Works car washes at CornerMarket's Rockford or Loves Park locations (up to a $27 value).
CornerMarket ratchets up the typical car wash experience by offering a quick, touch-free wash. The Works wash begins by blasting undercarriages and presoaking each road baby with a two-step heated detergent. After applying a high-impact wash with tri-foam conditioner, the robotic clean machine will scrub away any debris caused by tracking massive flocks of taco-eating migratory birds. Clear coat protectant and Rain-X surface sealant coats your car in a protective blanket of swaddled shine, and a final spot-free rinse and two-minute dry reveal a revitalized exterior.
CornerMarket uses chemical-free soaps to ensure minimal environmental impact. With three car washes per Groupon, cars will be squeaky clean for at least the next three citywide paintball fights. Automobiles expunged of dirt can fill up on gas, and drivers can fill up on fair-trade coffee at the convenience store before motoring off onto impromptu cornfield highways.