Closets, like graveyards, are dark, secluded places where lost cheerleaders can accidentally make out with skeletons. Exile confusing closet bones with today's Groupon: for $199, you get $500 toward a custom-built closet from Cornerstone Closets. Cornerstone Closets services all of Maryland and the District of Columbia.
Cornerstone Closets' custom-built storage spaces clobber clutter and decimate messes. On an initial at-home visit, cleanup wizards will use proprietary ORGdesign software to plan and visualize closet structures as the client watches in real time. Prices for custom closets vary based on the quality of the materials and the type of finish, but a 96"x96" walk-in closet starts at $995 and can also contain specialized compartments for different possessions ($30–$75 each). Jewelry inserts secrete away baubles and knick-knacks from prying eyes, while racks can be draped with off-duty ties and belts. All storage structures can be crafted from a cornucopia of materials, from basic white melamine to rich wood-stained veneers and kelly green Flubber.