What You'll Get
Studies show that your face is the part of your body least likely to wear shoes and most likely to consume Funyuns. Reward this hard-working frontispiece with today's Groupon: for $49, you get three enzyme peels (a $195 value) at Corrective Skin and Vein Center near Cherokee Hills Park. As an added bonus, you'll also receive 20% off a diamond peel.
Corrective Skin and Vein Center’s highly trained staff, led by Dr. Stephanie Goss, has accumulated mounds of experience spiffing up faces that have weathered mule kicks, mud, and head-on collisions with small birds during hoverbike road trips. Each enzyme peel ($65) works to refurbish facial skin by using natural enzymes to remove dead skin cells and promote fresh cell growth through a selective and controllable process. After three such sessions, your flesh-emoticon will emerge with lustrous, healthy skin and exude an eye-catching sheen that stops bookworms, bus drivers, and caricature artists in their tracks.
Taking good care of skin is important at any age. When future forms of facial recognition require a scan of the face before entering a hovercraft or opening a can of hovercraft fuel with an automatic can-opener, it’ll be nice to know you’re dependably radiant. Call ahead to schedule your appointment to Corrective Skin and Vein Center, or write it backward on Dr. Goss's forehead with dry-erase marker while she's sleeping.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 add'l as gift. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only; subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.