Before photography, the only way people could preserve their most treasured memories was by forcing everyone around them to stand completely still for days at a time. Today's Groupon presents a less complicated option: for $60, you get an on-location photography session plus a DVD slide show from Cortney Wheeler Photography. A member of the Professional Photographers of America, Cortney Wheeler specializes in tracking and capturing fleeting moments with kodachromatic nets for tasteful mounting on living room walls and refrigerators. Harboring a keen specialty in snapping newborns and families, Wheeler's sessions typically last one hour and locate subjects in a relaxed and natural backdrop, which helps to capture genuine laughs, heartfelt embraces, and official paddycake games. When the lighthearted session concludes, Wheeler will accrue the finest moments into a DVD slide show to allow for digital moment ogling and touching screensavers.