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What You'll Get
The first tooth-whitening regimens came about in the late 1800s, when mischievous boys would con hapless dentists into whitewashing their teeth. Paint on a sparklier smile with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at The General Cosmetic & Implant Dental Spa of Manhattan (a $599 value).
Dr. Gregory C. Skinner harnesses nearly 15 years of experience, continuing education, and an intrepid squad of smile specialists to help patients achieve more luminescent smiles with Zoom! whitening treatments. Over the course of the one-hour Zoom! treatment, a dental professional applies three applications of hydrogen peroxide gel to chompers before bombarding them with rays from a special lamp for 15-minute increments, carrying stains away on the waves of an ultraviolet ocean. Patients can expect immediate noticeable improvement, with average results of eight shades of whitening, or whiter than the ivory tusk of an albino elephant.
Groupon purchasers are also eligible to receive a patient exam, x-rays, and cleaning for $149 (normally priced at $360). Vital to maintaining oral health, regular dental exams also prevent neglected teeth from playing sad protest songs on discarded floss fragments. Patients may schedule their trio of services and provide payment at the time of their Zoom! treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.