A bright smile is the best accessory you can wear on the red carpet, during total solar eclipses, or when pulled over for operating a surrey on the expressway. Make the most of your mouth jewels with today’s Groupon: for $185, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment and exam at Cosmetic and Wellness Center in Bayonne (a $700 value).

The talented tooth doctors at Cosmetic and Wellness Center perfect the mouth bones of beauty queens, models, and local television personalities with deftly executed cosmetic dental services. After an initial cosmetic analysis ensures teeth are primed for the treatment, a protective shield covers lips and gums, leaving only fangs exposed as the technician coats them with a hydrogen-peroxide-infused gel. A Zoom!-specific light illuminates mouthscapes, breaking up stains, discoloration, and subversive revolutionaries while you recline in a cozy chair. The treatment encompasses three 15-minute sessions and, once completed, makes smiles appear an average of eight shades lighter. With proper postbleaching care, teeth can retain the permanent sparkling brightness of a lighthouse covered in fire-extinguisher foam.

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