What You'll Get
Before browning agents set their sights on impressionable young bicuspids, the teeth were primarily used to light the way for confused food that couldn't find the esophagus. Relight your mouth's lampposts with today's Groupon: for $159, you get a teeth-whitening treatment (a $595 value) at Cosmetic Dentistry of the Carolinas, located in Huntersville. Utilizing top-of-the-line products and equipment operated by dental experts, CDC helps clients return pearly non-whites to their original colors. The 60-minute, in-house whitening treatment combines a professional-grade serum with the gentle power of a laser, allowing for enhanced elimination of the toxic waste left behind by inconsiderate coffee drinks and wine beverages.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Must be used in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.