Like a company-wide cage match, a tattoo requires a high pain threshold, lots of barbed wire, and shelter from the boss's view. Conquer unwanted ink with today's Groupon to Cosmetic and Laser Clinic in Barrie. Choose between two options:

• For $169, you get two laser tattoo-removal treatments for tattoos up to 2"x2" (a $339 value, including HST).
• For $282, you get two laser tattoo-removal treatments for tattoos up to 4"x4" (a $565 value, including HST).

Dr. Tarik Farooq leads the expert staff at Cosmetic and Laser Clinic—voted Best Cosmetic Care Clinic by the Barrie Examiner in 2009—as they zap unwanted portraits from skin canvases during laser removal treatments. After Dr. Farooq consults with clients to divine the best treatment plan, skilled hands guide Q-switched lasers to break up ink particles with short pulses of light. The beams are able to erase most colours, excluding yellow, white, and some greens, all with minimal risk of scarring or tattoos rearranging themselves into written appeals. During each approximately 15-minute session, clients may experience the sensation of being snapped with an elastic band, tattoos may appear raised and white, and laser technicians may apply ointment and dressing to help skin heal. Cosmetic and Laser Clinic recommends 6–12 sessions for best results, and treatments typically occur six to eight weeks apart. Customers can also upgrade skin-clearing sessions to add another 2"x2" area for an additional $113 and finally rid bodies of all their outdated nautical charts.