The advent of laser spa services has proven that heated light beams have a worth beyond slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Relish practical prismatic application with today's Groupon: for $185, you get a cellulite treatment package at Goldman, Butterwick, Fitzpatrick & Groff, Cosmetic Laser Dermatology (a $900 total value). The package includes

• A physician consultation (a $150 value)
• Three VelaShape cellulite removal treatments (a $750 value)
  
  

The board-certified dermatologists at Goldman, Butterwick, Fitzpatrick, and Groff, Cosmetic Laser Dermatology rid bodies of unsightly cellulite with a coterie of cosmetic procedures. After a consultation identifies customer desires and problematic areas, an FDA-approved VelaShape laser works to reduce cellulite by blasting bipolar radio frequency and infrared light energy onto the selected skin surfaces. The warm light waves reduce the size of fat cells and fat chambers, gradually evening the epidermis and leveling off cellulite, rendering skinparts as smooth as a Boyz II Men CD dipped in grease. Finally, doctors tighten the treated area with a specialty vacuum and roller, paving a highway for heat energy that spurs metabolism and lymphatic drainage. Like most good naps, the sessions last one hour on average, but can vary depending on the body area or severity.

Though customers will notice improvement after three sessions, the skin specialists recommend four treatments before patients begin to see optimal results.