Halloween is a disheartening time for masked criminals, who are driven to existential crises by homeowners persistently asking them, “What are you supposed to be?” Look good while taking candy from a stranger with today’s Groupon for costumes and accessories at Costume Depot. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of costumes and accessories.
- For $15, you get $30 worth of costumes and accessories.<p>
The Costume Depot garbs men, women, and kids in comic-book-, fantasy-, sci-fi-, and celebrity-themed outfits for Halloween parties or other costumed events. Strike fear into the hearts of evil-doers with a deluxe muscle-chest Green Lantern disguise ($54.95) or prove leadership credentials to unconvinced house cats with a full pharaoh ensemble ($26.99). Ladies decked out in a Lady Gaga tuxedo or coffin-queen get-up ($57.99) fit in with masquerading ghouls, and trick-or-treating little girls charm candy barons with a child’s Cinderella costume ($19.95). Costume Depot’s staff members stalk the store’s aisles, eager to help patrons locate a desired costume or accessory or achieve a proper zombie accent by cramming their mouths full of raw turkey.
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