A home provides a place for slumber and shelter from the ever-watching eyes of squirrels. Give back to your brick-and-mortar guardian with today's Groupon: for $79, you get house-cleaning services for up to 3,000 square feet from CottageCare (a $160 value). This Groupon is valid for cleaning three bedrooms, two-and-a-half bathrooms, and common areas such as the living room, dining room, kitchen, and family room. For a list of zip codes within the service area, click here.

The dust busting team at CottageCare has been spic-and-spanning homes with eco-friendly methods for more than 30 years. Armed with nontoxic cleaning products, dirt destroyers accomplish an array of services, such as sanitizing bathroom surfaces, dusting furniture, vacuuming, scrubbing kitchen, bathroom, and foyer floors, cleaning appliance surfaces and countertops in the kitchen, and organizing your collection of Beanie Babies by animal kingdom. Clients can rest assured that their home will be thoroughly cleaned and expunged of all self-loathing thoughts.