What You'll Get
Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a platinum oil change plus a tire rotation or Rain-X window treatment at Cottman Transmission and Total Auto Care Spartanburg (a $57.99 value).
Technicians at Cottman Transmission and Total Auto Care maintain inter-auto harmony with lubricating oil changes and safety inspections. During the 15- to 20-minute service, mechanics empty washed-up oils and DMV cheat sheets hidden in engines, and replace them with up to five quarts of slickening sauce, capping off the service by installing a new filter. Rubbery soles privy to the tire rotation slip out of their disks and trade places to lay the foundation for even tread wear, and Rain-X treatments glaze car window panes to keep them clear while driving through inclement weather and meatball fights. Mechanics then peruse the car's perimeter during a safety check, testing essential parts for safe, optimal driving conditions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid for up to 5 quarts. Extra fee for synthetic oil, non-standard oil, or specialty filters. Not valid for diesel engines. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.