Like the seedpod of the sacred lotus, golf courses are filled with holes and cause feelings of euphoria when chewed. Discover your own pendulum-induced paradise with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get one nine-hole round of golf and cart rental for two at Cottonwood Creek Country Club & Golf Course in Harlingen (a $30 value).
Cottonwood Creek Country Club & Golf Course has tested the mettle of south Texas golfers for more than 20 years on its nine-hole, par 27 course that stretches along 1,245 manicured yards. Each round of golf ($9/person) challenges golfers with fast, tight play over undulating bent-grass greens and fairways, perfect for practicing your short game and modeling new plaid knickers. Golfers traverse the course on carts ($6/person) to successive par 3 holes, including the signature hole No. 5, a formidable 175 yards that challenges golfers with a scenic tee shot over a rolling stream. A year-round average of 74 degrees washes gentle warmth over the course and ensures that even if golfers have a subpar game, they still get plenty of the sun’s friendly vitamin-D-filled rays.