What You'll Get
If you've always wished the work of John Woo was more like that of Jackson Pollock and vice versa, paintball may be the answer to your oddly specific artistic fantasies: for $25, today's Groupon gets you admission, a goggles-and-mask system, paint-gun rental, initial CO2 air fill, and 500 paintballs (a $50 value) at Cousins Paintball's Dallas location in Forney, just off I-20. You can choose between all-day admission on an open field and three hours on a private field for groups of 10 or more.
At Cousins, you and your friends get to dress up like G.I. Joes and reenact the Korean Conflict battle scenarios you once spent whole Saturdays arranging in your backyard with action figures and plush animals. The 250+ acre facility offers woods, rivers, open fields, air ball, hyper ball, and other themed games. Bring your friends, coworkers, and neighborhood children, and prep yourself with all your best terse commands and color-related, iconic tough-guy one liners (such as "Say yellow to my little friend…" and “You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel like being shot by a high-velocity, though quite safe, capsule filled with paint that will probably wash out completely, unless I’m wearing suede?’ Well, do ya, punk?”).
With the option to upgrade to a private field for groups of 10 or more, you can celebrate everything from bachelor parties to corporate outings to bar mitzvahs to successful dental cleanings. Just give Cousins your Groupon and 48 hours' notice, and you'll get to run around and paint your camo in floral hues in the biggest backyard in town.
Call 1 (800) 352-4007 at least 48 hours in advance for reservations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Reservation required 48hr in advance; subject to availability. Not valid toward special events. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Cousins Paintball
For more than 30 years, Cousins Paintball has been at the forefront of the paintball industry, equipping hundreds of thousands of players for battle. In addition to fun and thrill, the business prioritizes safety, providing participants with full masks to protect eyes and faces, and specially designed paint is free of any harmful ingredients. With referees overseeing competitive battles, players are free to keep their eyes on the prize as they race to capture the flag or compete in special events.