Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Couture Laser & Skin (up to a $750 value). Today's deal can be redeemed at Couture Laser & Skin's locations in Exon, King of Prussia, and Kennett Square.
The dedicated physicians and nurses at Couture Laser & Skin apply their expert knowledge and safe, FDA-approved technology to follicular trouble zones of all makes and models. Using a beam of light to eviscerate troublesome hairs and the occasional epidermal mynock, laser hair-removal treatments minimize damage to surrounding tissue and ensure there are no hair returns, reunions, sequels, or spinoffs. Though all three treatments must be used in the same area, patients have their choice of the following frequently fuzzy territories: hands, feet, belly-button lines, areolae, upper lips, cheeks, sideburns, ears, or chins (a $375 value each), regular bikini lines (a $750 value), or underarms (a $450 value). No downtime is required post-procedure, allowing you to bestow your shark-like sheen onto the world posthaste. For optimal results, Couture Laser & Skin recommends 4–6 treatments on a single area.
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Couture Laser & Skin
Couture Laser & Skin’s founder and director, Dr. Anshul Gambhir, received his medical training at the renowned Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania. With his team of aestheticians, he has performed more than 100,000 nonsurgical, cutting-edge cosmetic procedures, ranging from chemical peels to permanent makeup. To diminish wrinkles, he uses dermal fillers or CO2 lasers that resurface skin as they tighten it, and micro-incision liposuction allows him to sculpt and contour bodies without a single surgical stitch or shrink ray. He also harnesses the radiofrequency energy of the Thermage device and uses it to rebuild and remodel collagen, and he scares away unwanted hair with FDA-approved lasers.