What You'll Get
Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get one hour of cellulite-reduction therapy at Cove Wellness detox spa in La Jolla (a $125 value).
A tranquil oasis located close to the Pacific Ocean, Cove Wellness has nearly two decades of alternative health-care and detoxification experience. The spa's cellulite-reduction treatment is a lymph-centric therapy targeting bodily areas that harbor cellulite fugitives on the run from aesthetic lawmen. The results-based bio-energetic lymphatic drainage procedure bulldozes the bacteria and blood proteins that have clogged the lymph nodes, allowing excess toxic fluid to work its way out of the body and into the earth, where it serves as fertilizer for sunflowers. LymphoCare is applied to treatment areas to assist in breaking up monotonous cellulite filibusters. Although the experts at Cove Wellness recommend six three-hour treatments for permanent removal, today’s deal is a great way to determine the extent of your cellulite with the advice of a professional while removing some of it in the first treatment. Throughout your visit, Cove Wellness's serene atmosphere provides a welcome respite from the outside world's frenetic pace and hustling bustlers.
Four Google Mappers give Cove Wellness a perfect five-star average:
- Cove Wellness is an incredible Spa, beautiful and healing enviornment [sic]! – A Google User who posted on 8/5/2010
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Not valid toward products. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Cove Wellness
For the staff at Cove Wellness, a day at the spa isn't just about relaxation. It's also about prevention. Without proper attention, bodily ailments and stress can snowball into something bigger, and so the spa's therapists have made it their goal to help clients bring bodies and spirits back into balance. Believing detoxification to be the most natural and direct way to promote wellness from within, their three-step Signature of La Jolla Detox treatment combines bioenergetic lymphatic therapy, colon hydrotherapy, and a lymphatic-detox footbath to rid clients of accumulated waste and recharge the immune systems. Cellulite-reduction therapy helps promote smoother contours by boosting lymphatic drainage, and acupuncture helps clear energy blockages and boost circulation, bringing possible relief to ailments such as migraines, insomnia, sciatica, and restless ankle syndrome.