Cinderella had a team of mice and a fairy godmother to help her with her dreaded household chores. Today’s Groupon gives you a cowboy. For $45, you’ll get $80 worth of transformative cleaning services at Cowboys Cleaning, a company that serves most of the Dallas area (see all the zip codes covered here). One Groupon covers a basic cleaning for a one-bedroom place. The price for a two-bedroom is $100, a three-bedroom is $120, and deep cleaning starts at $20 per person, per hour (usually a two-person job). Today’s Groupon is good toward any of those services—and you can use two at the same time for a combined $160 value.
Cowboys Cleaning is thorough—even a witchy stepmother would be impressed. A “normal cleaning” covers it all: sinks scrubbed, floors mopped, tile walls disinfected, mirrors cleaned and shined. The staff will even tend to the little details: dusting off your random knick knacks, pairing up your shoes (Cinderella’s not the only one with a habit of losing footwear), and collecting the spare change behind your sofa. Who knows, you might even make money back in the process.
Cowboys Cleaning does background checks on all its employees and promises to return within 24 hours if you aren’t satisfied with their work. They offer cleaning services seven days a week, fourteen months a year. Since they’re able to accommodate special requests and emergency needs, and also provide heavy-cleaning services, there’s absolutely no reason why you won’t be able to live happily, cleanly, ever after.
Cowboys Cleaning hasn’t received many reviews, but the one Yelper who has commented gives the cleaning service a glowing five stars:
- Cowboys Cleaning did an immaculate job on my apartment. I called a couple of Dallas maid services, but they answered my call the fastest and seemed the most reasonable for what you get. Their attention to detail was incredible in every regard. – Neil L.
Where to Find Lost Shoes
We’ve all lost a shoe before, but don’t panic. Before you rush out and buy a new shoe, check these common places for lost shoes:
- Right behind you.
- In the arm of your worst enemy, Claude.
- In the dressing room of a hat shop.
- At the crime scene. Uh oh. That will be an incriminating clue.
- Right behind you, in the dressing room of Claude’s hat shop, where moments ago you embezzled all that money, and the police are closing in, and you need to run but you’re down to just the one shoe.
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Staffed by a squad of fully bonded and insured technicians, Cowboys Cleaning restores sullied Dallas-area homes and offices with 100% guaranteed cleaning services. The team totes all of their own equipment and supplies to vacuum and mop floors, straighten couch cushions and bedspreads, and free kitchen counters from the grips of mold, mildew, and reluctant kitchen-counter deliverymen. Cowboys Cleaning offers a 24-hour satisfaction guarantee, and will swiftly return to homes to redo the job if necessary.