What You'll Get
According to the fossil record, Neanderthals were driven to extinction by the fluctuating climate, their inability to coexist with Homo sapiens, and their hideously uncomfortable rock recliners. Continue the current line of evolution with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $250 toward home furnishings (not including lamps or electronics) at Cozi Furniture in New Carrollton.
A small business that blossomed into a corporation, Cozi Furniture offers customers a mammoth assortment of affordable, quality retail furnishings. With an arsenal of living-room furniture to choose from, customers can anchor down their carpets and rugs with a cushy Ella chair ($175.75) or build a multi-fabric ottoman ($148–$315) empire for a more aggressive style of kicking back. The curvaceous Bakers Grove ($240.40), a five-piece dining set, also makes elegant garb for undressed kitchens with its medium oak tabletop and matching upholstered chairs. Moving in with a significant other becomes uncomplicated when accompanied by Hugo ($249.75), a C-style bunk bed with ladder and foldable futon, and the Grand Manor ($240.50), a three-drawer cherry-wood nightstand ($240.50). Allow Cozi Furniture's friendly staff to suggest the right furniture to make your social gatherings feel less like penitentiary visits.
Valid only on regularly priced merchandise. Not valid on lamps or electronics.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Must use in 1 visit. Valid only on regular priced merchandise. Not valid for lamps, electronics, or toward delivery. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.