What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $47, you get an exam, x-rays, and cleaning at the office of Mehran R. Lari, D.D.S., in Catalina (a $265 total value).
Dr. Mehran R. Lari and his team scrub, repair, and aesthetically improve teeth while encouraging comprehensive self-education with an informative website. First-time visitors can stroll in with a list of any dental questions, concerns, or problems to be addressed before the tooth-care session. Then the dentist carefully examines teeth (an $89 value) and, to make sure none of them are hoarding candy, performs digital x-rays (a $91 value). Finally, a cleaning (an $85 value) removes plaque and any barbed-wire remnants before patients are released to flash spinach-free smiles at friends and neighbors.
About Mehran R. Lari, D.D.S.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.