The traditional wash cycle treats clothing to a harrowing mixture of crashing water, head-on sock collisions, and soapy insults to every fiber of an article’s being. Treat clothing to a more positive cleaning experience with today’s Groupon to Crestwood Cleaners in North Little Rock. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning.
• For $79, you get gown cleaning and preservation services (a $159 value).

Crestwood Cleaners banishes stains and demolishes odors through an exhaustive cleaning process at its on-site dry-cleaning facility. An armada of soft chemicals frees decorative outerwear of unwanted spots, built-up sweat, and unsolicited autographs from calligraphy teachers. Casual wearers can revive pants ($4.40), shirts ($2.10), and blouses ($3.99) or flaunt freshened plumes in the form of a sport coat ($5) or dress ($8.70). Treat a comforter ($26) and blanket ($18.75) to a desoiling to thank them for their years of crumb-catching service, or cleanse a tablecloth after using it to catch ghosts ($5.95–$13.35).

Crestwood Cleaners' stain slayers also restore disheveled wedding dresses, dingy prom gowns, and other special costumes, preserving them until married couples decide to renew their vows or superheroes need their capes to come out of retirement. Thorough yet delicate dry cleaning and spot removal dispel dirt so technicians can press the special garment to crisp perfection and enclose it in an acid-free preservation box with a display-window opening. Groupon buyers can also use this deal to exorcise veils and other accessories of their ancient dirt demons. The store is open weekdays and Saturdays and offers same-day service on weekdays.