Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a one-night stay and hot breakfast at Crimson Cottage Inn the Woods in Holland (up to a $189 value).
Crimson Cottage's rustic lodgings, nestled in verdant flora near Lake Michigan, have something for homebodies and intrepid trekkers alike. Guests bask in luxurious rooms appointed with amenities including a fireplace, refrigerator, and bucolic views of the estate. Ambitious adventurers and loungers intent on burning through the inn's DVD library can ease into the day with a selection of savory beds and breakfasts. Hot entrees, pastries, and yogurts are arrayed buffet-style in the inn's dining room and sunroom or brought up to your quarters for classic B&B R&R.
Crimson Cottage serves as an apt launching pad for sunset jaunts to nearby Lake Michigan for boat watching and beach frolicking. Visitors can also stroll through two state parks or seek out Big Red, the famously photogenic lighthouse, among a multitude of nature-centric attractions. Bicycles are available for guests wishing to explore the nearby paths or enjoy an afternoon in downtown Holland browsing art galleries for gigantic framed postcards.