What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a lube, filter, and oil change at Crippen Auto Mall (a $35.02 value).
The trained technicians at Crippen Auto Mall perform life-saving transfusions to keep engines turning gas into skid marks for miles. After hoisting the car in the air, an experienced mechanic drains out old oil to rid engines of dirt and debris and attaches a fresh filter to keep grimy particles out of the private affairs of reclusive engines. A blend of natural and synthetic 5W-30 oil employs the combined powers of nature and science to keep engines churning smoothly before a multipoint vehicle inspection administers a routine physical to ensure each aging auto's good health and check to see that it's eating a balanced diet of unleaded meals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Not valid for diesel engines. Valid only for 2010 models or older. Not valid for full synthetic. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.