Without crust to define its boundaries, pizzas take on amorphous shapes, disproportionate slices, and fold into bewildering cheese tesseracts. Consume properly constrained pies with today's Groupon for lunch or dinner at Crispy Dough Pizzeria. Choose between the following options:

• For $5, you get $10 worth of pizza, Brazilian juice, and more.
• For $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, Brazilian juice, and more.

Crispy Dough chefs slather homemade tomato sauce and toppings across thin crust dough made fresh every day, letting pizza enthusiasts dive mouth first into a variety of specialty pies baked on regular or wheat crusts. The special of the house is decked out with grilled chicken, crispy bacon, and jalapeños corralled by a cream-cheese-stuffed crust ($17.75 for a large), and herbivore-friendly pies including the Popeye, with spinach ensconced in gooey mozzarella and feta cheese ($16.50 for a large), let verdure votaries savor meatless meals. Crispy Dough also serves calzones ($11.25 for a large), burgers ($5.99 each), and subs stacked with ham, chicken, tuna, and more ($6.50 each), letting eaters complete the transition from an innie to an outie with a belly-button-bursting feast.

Time-strapped diners can fill stomachs and appease ticking clocks by grabbing slices of the daily special, cheese, or pepperoni pizza ($2.50–$3). Crispy Dough also serves up fresh-squeezed, Brazilian fruit juices made with acai, mango, passion fruit, or wild cherry ($2.50–$3 each) to both quench thirsts and help shepherd slices down into digestive dungeons.