What You'll Get
Similar to a good pair of shoes, furniture should be comfortable, it should complement its owner's sense of style, and it should never come in contact with feet covered with pulped grapes. Make up for past mistakes with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $150 worth of sparkling new furniture at Criswell Furniture in Reform.
Since 1979, Criswell Furniture has supplied high-quality and custom furniture to discerning denizens of Alabama and the Florida panhandle. In-store shoppers can sample snuggles on items such as the stone and camel loveseat ($349.95), a sand-and-bone color combination more comforting than stepping on triceratops jaws at the beach. Fatigued footsies can kick back and relax on a chocolate-brown ottoman ($149.95), or rest on one of the 400T Three-Pack tables ($199.95 for the set), despite sparks of protest from the robot-maid. Browsers in need of help are invited to fill out a Perfect Furniture process application to filter through the shop's stock of home goods based on their available space, preferred color palate, and attachment to their siracha dispenser. Criswell's staffers use the survey results in conjunction with a virtual room planner to find ideal matches and send corresponding photos to clients through email or e-carrier pigeon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Not valid toward sale items. Delivery charges not included; allow 7-14 days for furniture delivery. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.